The Beer Boner Keg Handle

The Beer Boner Keg Handle - Pull with Confidence
 
Why settle for a standard tap handle when you can have one that truly stands out?  Part of our premier "Abundance of Wood" collection, the Beer Boner Keg Handle brings a whole new meaning to "drawing a cold one".  CNC-carved from the same high-end hardwoods as our openers, this handle is designed for the home brewer who isn't afraid to let their guests get a little hands-on with the equipment.
 
Standing tall atop your kegerator, this anatomical masterpiece provides a firm, girthy grip that makes every pour a rhythmic pleasure.  It's the ultimate "head" of the party, ensuring that your draft system is the most talked-about fixture in the room.
 
The Highlights:
A "Stiff" Pour Every Time: The ergonomic, CNC-carved silhouette fits perfectly in the palm offering superior leverage for a smooth, controlled flow from tap to glass.
Universal Fit: Features a standard threaded insert at the base, making it easy to screw onto any existing draft faucet.  It's ready to mount in seconds.
Conversation Guaranteed: Whether you're hosting a backyard BBQ or a sophisticated cellar tasting, this handle ensures no one ever forgets who's manning the keg.
 
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